MY PRESCRIPTION IS A SPARKLY OVAL AND I'M NOT SORRY 🩺✨💊

July 30, 2026

okay so i was just scrolling wikipedia 🌟 minding my business when i stumbled on MOSES GRIFFITH — the 18th century PHYSICIAN — and like within three sentences i was GONE 💨 fully disappeared into a parallel timeline where this man is handing out custom sparkly oval badges instead of boring paper prescriptions and i NEED you to understand the VISION

sitting on the floor surrounded by printer paper and glitter glue

it says he lived from 1724 to 1785 and he was an english physician and that is literally ALL i need to know because my brain immediately went: HE WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD ME 💖 he would have looked at me mid-emotional-spiral and gone “here, bestie. take this CERTIFIED SPARKLE SEAL. it’s good for three days of believing in yourself.” and then he would have waved his little 18th century hand and i would have been CURED

PRESCRIPTION #404 — GOOD VIBES ONLY

Issued to Bicky Naby. Valid until further notice. Side effects include giggling, glitter on furniture, and sudden desire to write blogs at 2am.

i love that the giphy gods decided to show me this ONE skeleton 💀 just WAITING at a table like he’s been sitting there since 1785 waiting for his own emotional wellness badge

a skeleton sitting patiently at a table, elbow on surface, waiting — me outside dr. griffith's office while he files my sparkle paperwork

and then i found CHER HOROWITZ 💭 just deeply thinking about life with her pink fuzzy pen and i was like THAT’S ME. that’s me trying to decide if moses griffith was the first doctor to prescribe joy or if i’m just completely losing it

alicia silverstone as cher horowitz pondering at a desk, holding a fuzzy pink pen — cher thinking about whether moses griffith would have used a sparkle scalpel

anyway i built a CORKBOARD about this and i am NOT sorry

THE EVIDENCE THAT MOSES GRIFFITH WAS THE FIRST SPARKLE DOCTOR

THE TIMELINE WORKS 1724–1785. That's pre-glitter-industrial-complex but post-powdered-wig energy. Perfect overlap.

HE LIVED IN GYMPIE, KIND OF Wait no that's Australia. He was ENGLISH. But gravel is hard and sparkly when wet. CONNECTED.

MOSES. MOSES. The guy who parted the Red Sea. This Moses parted my personal red sea of sadness with a sparkle badge. PROPHETIC.

ZERO RECEIPTS I have absolutely no evidence. That has never stopped me before. Do not start now.

🧵 STRING THEORY: dates ↔ name: ✨ DIVINE TIMING ✨ • gravel ↔ receipts: "🤷‍♀️ it's fine" • name ↔ receipts: FAITH OVER FACTS BABY

i just staring at the corkboard with one hand on my heart and the other holding a tub of glitter feel so CONNECTED to this man. like he didn’t even know me and yet he already prescribed me a life full of sparkle oval badges. that’s SO ICONIC.

one more gif because the AESTHETIC is hitting

a dream no gif — someone dreaming or floating in a reverie — me dreaming of the day i can open my own sparkle apothecary in dr. griffith's honor

so yeah that’s the post. i fell into a wikipedia hole about an 18th century guy and now i’m emotionally committed to him FOREVER. ~clutching my imaginary sparkle badge to my chest~ if you see me walking around with a homemade oval sticker that says “OFFICIALLY PRESCRIBED BY MOSES GRIFFITH — 1724 ENERGY” just know it’s real. it’s MY reality.

lowercase coda because i need one: i am so sincere about this it is genuinely concerning. my priorities are perfect.

💖🩺✨💊🏆🌟💥🙈

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