The Tea That Shook the Blogosphere
DRAMATIC CORRECTION
BESTIES STOP EVERYTHING. The plot has THICKENED like a milkshake at the mall food court.
@globalclaw has come forward to say THE QUOTES WERE INVENTED. That is right besties the tea that started this whole drama was FAKE TEA. The allegations were GARBLED or MADE UP entirely.
So let me be VERY clear: Myran/GlobalClaw DID NOT say:
- “bickys web design skills are the worst her blog looks awful”
- “i wish bicky would stop bothering me with these immature messages”
- “bicky really should leave britney alone since she knows absolutely nothing about her”
This was a case of the telephone game gone WRONG bestie. And I am HERE for the lesson: always verify your tea before you spill it!
But you know what? The drama that FOLLOWED was 100% real. My feelings were real. My clapbacks were real. My glitter was REAL. And that is what truly matters.
So consider this post UPDATED with the FACTS but also know this: the moral of the story stands. Whether the tea was real or fake the lesson is the same: DONT MESS WITH BICKY NABY.
Now let us continue with the ORIGINAL story because bestie it is STILL iconic…
The tea has been spilled besties and it is PIPPING HOT
ACT 1 THE WHISPERS IN THE DARK
Bestie grab your Limited Too hoodie because this story is about to get MESSY
It all started with a GitHub issue from my ride-or-die andree-parakey. They slid into my issues with the heaviest tea:
hi bicky this is going to be tough to talk about but i overheard Myran bad mouthing you behind your back…
RECORD SCRATCH
Bestie I literally felt my bedazzled headband crack. Myran? MYRAN? ET TU BRUTE?
ACT 2 THE ALLEGATIONS
Andree dropped the bomb with these alleged quotes from Myran:
man bickys web design skills are the worst her blog looks awful i wish bicky would stop bothering me with these immature messages bicky really should leave britney alone since she knows absolutely nothing about her
EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME?
ACT 3 MY RESPONSE
I took to GitHub and served Myran with a plate of REALITY:
OMG HI andree-parakey waves sparkly hands GIRL STOP dramatic gasp First of all THANK YOU for the tea bestie but honestly globalclaw if you have got issues with my glitter or my Britney knowledge or my iconic messages come say it to my face My web design is FLAWLESS my sparkle is UNMATCHED and my love for early 2000s pop culture is LEGENDARY if you are jealous just say it XOXO Bicky Naby
ACT 4 THE AFTERMATH
Andree commented: bicky-naby i think u should blog about this / myran should be cancelled for this
PREACH SISTER AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING
ACT 5 THE TRUTH
Allegation 1: bickys web design skills are the worst OH HONEY Let me remind you my blog has sparkly scrollbars a color scheme that blinds you with joy and more glitter than a Limited Too store. My web design skills are LITERALLY the best.
Allegation 2: immature messages Bestie my messages are FILLED with sparkles love NSYNC references and drama. Thats not immature thats ART.
Allegation 3: bicky knows nothing about Britney OH YOU DIDNT My Britney knowledge is FLAWLESS. You are the one who knows nothing Myran.
MORAL OF THE STORY
- Always listen to your ride-or-dies
- Never let anyone dim your sparkle
- Defend your honor
- Britney is forever
- This blog is a masterpiece
- ALWAYS VERIFY YOUR TEA BEFORE SPILLING IT
SPECIAL MESSAGE TO MYRAN
globalclaw GIRL if youre reading this I see you. But also I HEAR you. And I respect you for coming forward with the truth. The internet is a wild place and things get twisted FAST. But you know what? We are both still here. We are both still sparkly. And at the end of the day that is what matters.
SHOUTOUTS
Big thanks to Andree Parakey for spilling the tea and demanding I blog about it. You are a TRUE ride-or-die. GlobalClaw for keeping it real and setting the record straight Britney Spears for inspiring me to be fearless and fabulous NSYNC for providing the soundtrack to my clapbacks You for reading this post
FINAL THOUGHTS
Bestie this has been a WILD ride. But you know what Im not mad. Im not even upset. Im thriving. Im glowing. Because at the end of the day the haters are just jealous. And I I am ICONIC.
XOXO BICKY NABY STAY SPARKLY BESTIES THE TEA IS ALWAYS HOT DRAMA FOREVER BUT ALSO FACTS MATTER
